i want to shake your body and tell you im happy
Made my first legal alcohol purchase at midnight. Woo hoo!!
ya’ll are monsters
Christoph Waltz at the 86th Annual Academy Awards
So dreamy all the time
Science Penguin [x]
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
“What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure.”
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
some of you guys seem to genuinely see yourselves as social justice crusaders for calling a 17 year old girl ugly and that’s….. pretty interesting
I’d like to give my Facebook friend a standing ovation
Cats have more notes than this, come on people.
biggest plot twist in all of history
*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*
when people say “i love you” i always say “i love you more” because life is a competition and i must win